after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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