just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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