I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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