Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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