did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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