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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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