Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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