I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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