these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
