real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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