I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize