So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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