let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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