If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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