their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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