think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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