Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I am one with the molecules
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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