I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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