Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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