i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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