so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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