She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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