Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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