he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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