There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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