A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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