If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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