Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
When are your genitals available?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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