Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .