Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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