PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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