He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He did a backflip because drugs
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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