Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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