I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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