Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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