Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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