Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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