the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
