Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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