What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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