I wish I could teleport
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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