RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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