No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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