You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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