I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
