ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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