I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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