I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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