Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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