Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize