He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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