let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
