Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
