do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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