That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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